I am absolutely wasted ama!

"Anon" (tjsielsistneb) 07/17/2015 at 02:41 • Filed to: None

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I’ve had too many Miller High lifes! I such I am willimg to answer any question! Ama!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Anon 07/17/2015 at 02:51

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Pick one:

1) Youre the last human on earth and youre immortal, destined to live alone for all Eternity but you have an unlimited supply of timbits.

2) the world has gotten so large Everyone rides motor scooters everywhere because the roads cant accommodate car traffic anymore due to the population increase. But youre a race car driver and you own a local race track. The problem is the race track is only a mile in length and is circular.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Anon 07/17/2015 at 02:56

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Why are you drunk blogging?

Anon > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/17/2015 at 02:59

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Because, I am drunk. That should be enough to justify my actions. Sincerely - drunk alex.

DailyTurismo > Anon 07/17/2015 at 03:00

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You can have one of three things for the day, but only for one day and only one of them. Which do you choose?

1. A willing/able supermodel (your pick, guy, girl, goat whatever)

2. A Lamborghini Sesto Elemento

3. A lightsaber

Go. Justify your choice.

DailyTurismo > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/17/2015 at 03:01

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Timbits. Always Timbits.

Anon > DailyTurismo 07/17/2015 at 03:02

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I will take the Lamborghini, I’m not too fond of how supermodels act. Most of the time, they are assholes. I also have no use for a lightsaber so therefore, A Lamborghini is the next best option.

DailyTurismo > Anon 07/17/2015 at 03:04

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Wow. You must be REALLY drunk. I’d take the lightsaber. Cause then you could cleave some Lambo owning douchbag in two, and have his car and girl, plus keep the lightsaber for making saber-steak.

Anon > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/17/2015 at 03:07

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No idea what Timbits are, but I will take them.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Anon 07/17/2015 at 03:32

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What are the launch codes?

blackchair > Anon 07/17/2015 at 03:38

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In your current state: pick 2 for dinner:

Good, chinese, buffet

Bricks > Anon 07/17/2015 at 03:44

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What the hell is a miller high life? I only drink non-existent whiskey!

TheOnelectronic > Anon 07/17/2015 at 04:22

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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Berang > Anon 07/17/2015 at 04:44

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I also had a miller high life.

CRider > Bricks 07/17/2015 at 05:06

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It’s the champagne of beers!

CRider > Anon 07/17/2015 at 05:07

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What role does honor play in today’s society?

thebigbossyboss > Anon 07/17/2015 at 07:14

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They are donuts holes from canada.

thebigbossyboss > Anon 07/17/2015 at 07:15

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What car’s drivers do you hate the most/

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Anon 07/17/2015 at 07:42

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Why are you drinking such crap?

Anon > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 07/17/2015 at 09:40

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Because a friend and I wanted to get drunk, therefore, high life. That being said high life is my favorite cheap beer when you put a lime in it.

Anon > blackchair 07/17/2015 at 09:43

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Sorry no longer drunks as I fell asleep. That being said, I would take good buffet.

Anon > Berang 07/17/2015 at 09:43

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I had seven.

Anon > thebigbossyboss 07/17/2015 at 09:47

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Anyone who drives a diesel tuned to roll coal.

Anon > TheOnelectronic 07/17/2015 at 09:51

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I’m reading this sober, hungover but sober, that being said, I have no idea what you just said.

TheOnelectronic > Anon 07/17/2015 at 15:02

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That’s a shame. I was hoping you’d see it while drunk and have a minor existential crisis.

Stef Schrader > Anon 07/17/2015 at 23:03

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If you ever Itasha’d a car, what would it be and what would be on it?

Anon > Stef Schrader 07/17/2015 at 23:50

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Easy! Everyone’s favorite alcoholic/ pegan god/ best girl, Holo! I’ve never seen an itasha of her and that’s a crying shame! And the actual car would be a Mazda RX7 Spirit R track car!